{"id":71103,"date":"2026-03-10T19:10:56","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T19:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=71103"},"modified":"2026-03-10T19:10:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T19:10:56","slug":"gifting-the-delivery-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/03\/gifting-the-delivery-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"Gifting the delivery  driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Playing with fire<br \/>\nwas never the thing<br \/>\nA sabre toothed tiger<br \/>\ntheir bodies might bring<br \/>\nThe lewd<br \/>\nthe aggression<br \/>\nand others around<br \/>\nBeing delivered<br \/>\na pizza and unexpectedly found<br \/>\nWanting by harlots idiots who<br \/>\nKnow little of lust<br \/>\nand clearly clueless too<br \/>\nThe dangers  now looming<\/p>\n<p>Not just for them but others <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/03\/gifting-the-delivery-driver\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,486,109],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-migrants","category-womens-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71104,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71103\/revisions\/71104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}