{"id":70948,"date":"2026-02-10T22:05:49","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T22:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70948"},"modified":"2026-02-10T22:08:35","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T22:08:35","slug":"slow-poke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/02\/slow-poke\/","title":{"rendered":"Slow poke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 15th of May 1978<br \/>\nA pacific Walrus wildly swam<br \/>\nAnd was caught by the corporates<br \/>\nOf Sea World<br \/>\nA bloody Zoo<br \/>\nThe sea lion and an otter show<br \/>\nYes alas it\u2019s true we know <\/p>\n<p>To It\u2019s friends and family<br \/>\nIt said farewell<br \/>\nIt was joining seaworld\u2019s  horrid hell<\/p>\n<p>30th of January 2026<br \/>\nThis prisoner\u2018s heart gave out<br \/>\nIt died<br \/>\nThe facts and fun show<br \/>\nIt expired<br \/>\nProfit based<br \/>\nThis poor wild soul<br \/>\nBecome a star in a SEAWORLD role<\/p>\n<p>Artificiality<br \/>\nProfit based for  the fools to see<br \/>\nCalled him slopoke<br \/>\nA wild young creature<br \/>\nWho became a most precious feature <\/p>\n<p>His noises were used in Jurassic park<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the 15th of May 1978 A pacific Walrus wildly swam And was caught by the corporates Of Sea World A bloody Zoo The sea lion and an otter show Yes alas it\u2019s true we know To It\u2019s friends and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/02\/slow-poke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[507,102,472],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-walrus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70948"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70952,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70948\/revisions\/70952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}