{"id":70791,"date":"2026-01-28T18:52:55","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T18:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70791"},"modified":"2026-01-28T18:56:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T18:56:40","slug":"kelly-bronze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/01\/kelly-bronze\/","title":{"rendered":"Kelly bronze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Supposedly the ultimate Turkey<br \/>\nThe one the top chefs choose<br \/>\nThe likes of Jamie Oliver<br \/>\nTransparency good news<br \/>\nThat appears the story<br \/>\nThey put around, but we<br \/>\nHave watched a detailed video<br \/>\nWhich proves it\u2019s not to be<\/p>\n<p>Or taken with a pinch of salt<br \/>\nOutside the free range barn<br \/>\nThe turkeys stand knee deep in shit<br \/>\nAnd mud that is the yarn<br \/>\nI put before you people<br \/>\nLimping injured birds<br \/>\nBlue bins full of corpses<br \/>\nNo idyll, we are lost for words<\/p>\n<p>The turkeys are gassed<br \/>\nThese pretty birds<br \/>\nManhandled horribly<br \/>\nStuffed into crates far far too small<br \/>\nFor so many brutality<br \/>\nApparently staff members some live on the site<br \/>\nThe birds  are being handled badly<br \/>\nAnd all this can\u2019t be right<\/p>\n<p>Kelly talks up transparency<br \/>\nThe big names follow suit<br \/>\nBut the turkeys they have feeling<br \/>\nHonest the pursuit<br \/>\nof getting them<br \/>\nOut for Christmas<br \/>\nIn a rough and tumble way<br \/>\nIllegally kicking and hurting them<br \/>\nMaking the angels pay<\/p>\n<p>Some are sadly flailing necks broken<br \/>\nClumsily<br \/>\nIn front of supervisors<br \/>\nHeavy handedly<br \/>\nStill alive some of them<br \/>\nThrown over fences<br \/>\nthey<br \/>\nImagine how they are feeling<br \/>\nIt\u2019s really not okay<\/p>\n<p>Joey collected a laggard bird<br \/>\nHidden behind a shed<br \/>\nHe rescued it from manhandling<br \/>\nOtherwise it would be dead<br \/>\nCo2 the gas they use<br \/>\nMany it takes a while<br \/>\nSome are still alive in fact<br \/>\nTrying to reconcile<\/p>\n<p>The<br \/>\n advertisement<br \/>\nAnd the reality<br \/>\nThese birds indeed feel pain<br \/>\nImagine the fear imagine each tear<br \/>\nIt happens again and again<br \/>\nFighting to breathe the oxygen<br \/>\nIt\u2019s upsetting to comprehend<br \/>\nThe killing fields are dreadful<br \/>\nThey drive me around the bend<\/p>\n<p>Dear creatures being commodified<br \/>\nDressed up to the tees<br \/>\nThe public told how good they are<br \/>\nCan you feel it in your knees<br \/>\nShaking watching all of this unsavoury  frightening stuff<br \/>\nPut about as prime and good<br \/>\nReally we have seen enough<\/p>\n<p>Full marks to Joey Carbstrong<br \/>\nHis camera\u2019s everywhere<br \/>\nPicking up the secrets covered in despair<br \/>\nIf these are the best turkeys<br \/>\nGoodness knows the ones<br \/>\nNobody ever talks about<br \/>\nGod help us all <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supposedly the ultimate Turkey The one the top chefs choose The likes of Jamie Oliver Transparency good news That appears the story They put around, but we Have watched a detailed video Which proves it\u2019s not to be Or taken &hellip; 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