{"id":70618,"date":"2025-12-30T17:13:32","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T17:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70618"},"modified":"2025-12-30T17:13:32","modified_gmt":"2025-12-30T17:13:32","slug":"octopus-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/octopus-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Octopus seemingly farmed<br \/>\nNow apparently<br \/>\nAdapted to oceans these wonderful souls<br \/>\nAble to use tools<br \/>\nUnlike the fools that<br \/>\nCapture them cook them eat them alive<br \/>\nNumb nuts whose vile guts<br \/>\nShould never survive<br \/>\nSo very sensitive creatures<br \/>\nPain threshold<br \/>\nSeriously low<br \/>\nBut humanity<br \/>\nFails to appreciate their true intelligence<br \/>\nSentient souls with a wish<br \/>\nTo be free<br \/>\n\ud83e\udd91<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Octopus seemingly farmed Now apparently Adapted to oceans these wonderful souls Able to use tools Unlike the fools that Capture them cook them eat them alive Numb nuts whose vile guts Should never survive So very sensitive creatures Pain threshold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/octopus-8\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[824,22,29,507,296,323],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-tale-of-the-sea","category-death-and-dying","category-food-processing","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-oceans-and-water-courses","category-octopus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70619,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70618\/revisions\/70619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}