{"id":70562,"date":"2025-12-22T10:57:22","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T10:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70562"},"modified":"2025-12-22T10:57:22","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T10:57:22","slug":"strangled-plucked-and-sage-stuffed-up-their-bottoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/strangled-plucked-and-sage-stuffed-up-their-bottoms\/","title":{"rendered":"Strangled plucked and sage stuffed up their bottoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The starkest of lies<br \/>\nTurkeys in cages<br \/>\nBeautiful spectacular<br \/>\nEaten for ages<br \/>\nRoasted for Xmas<br \/>\nBasted with oil<br \/>\nDeath and destruction<br \/>\nFor their lives of toil<br \/>\nPlucked throats torn awfully<br \/>\nLegs pulled we hear<br \/>\nGobbling sentinels<br \/>\nSwollen with fear<br \/>\nStuffed up their arses<br \/>\nSage so they say<br \/>\nImagine the<br \/>\n agony<br \/>\nOn Christmas Day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The starkest of lies Turkeys in cages Beautiful spectacular Eaten for ages Roasted for Xmas Basted with oil Death and destruction For their lives of toil Plucked throats torn awfully Legs pulled we hear Gobbling sentinels Swollen with fear Stuffed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/strangled-plucked-and-sage-stuffed-up-their-bottoms\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,936,577,547,129,132],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-christmas","category-christmas-fayre","category-pointlessness","category-turkeys","category-turkeys-and-chickens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70563,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70562\/revisions\/70563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}