{"id":70560,"date":"2025-12-22T09:33:21","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T09:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70560"},"modified":"2025-12-22T09:33:21","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T09:33:21","slug":"surrounded-by-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/surrounded-by-crabs\/","title":{"rendered":"Surrounded by crabs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ofcourse crabs are sentient<br \/>\nThat we can see<br \/>\nThese human workers<br \/>\nThey be<br \/>\nVile and indecent  torturing scum<br \/>\nViolence personified<br \/>\nLeaving me numb<br \/>\nOut of the sea bed<br \/>\nScooped life appears<br \/>\nBarbarous and brutal<br \/>\nSea loads of tears<br \/>\nImagine their agony<br \/>\nCollectively we feel the vehement violence<br \/>\nDone so angrily<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ofcourse crabs are sentient That we can see These human workers They be Vile and indecent torturing scum Violence personified Leaving me numb Out of the sea bed Scooped life appears Barbarous and brutal Sea loads of tears Imagine their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/surrounded-by-crabs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,900,403,603,377],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-contempt","category-crabs","category-criminality","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70561,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70560\/revisions\/70561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}