{"id":70538,"date":"2025-12-20T11:55:48","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T11:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70538"},"modified":"2025-12-20T11:57:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T11:57:11","slug":"a-beautiful-lobster-boiled-to-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/a-beautiful-lobster-boiled-to-death\/","title":{"rendered":"A beautiful Lobster boiled to death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Smiles all around<br \/>\nAs the lobsters bound<br \/>\nFor a furnace fest  will cook<br \/>\nAll the true life from his soul<br \/>\nNot a second look<br \/>\nHis body blue like oceans<br \/>\nSuddenly turns red<br \/>\nHell is for the eating<br \/>\nOur Dear friend he is dead<br \/>\nA soup for a paying customer<br \/>\nDressed with Yuletide fair<br \/>\nBad karma\u2019s going to envelop<br \/>\nAll the humans there<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smiles all around As the lobsters bound For a furnace fest will cook All the true life from his soul Not a second look His body blue like oceans Suddenly turns red Hell is for the eating Our Dear friend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/a-beautiful-lobster-boiled-to-death\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,816,210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-karma","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70538"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70540,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70538\/revisions\/70540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}