{"id":70536,"date":"2025-12-20T11:09:26","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T11:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70536"},"modified":"2025-12-20T11:09:26","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T11:09:26","slug":"a-lobsters-lineage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/a-lobsters-lineage\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lobster\u2019s Lineage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the sexes a women<br \/>\nA feminine a mother possibly<br \/>\nTakes a beautiful Lobster<br \/>\nAnd drops him tragically<br \/>\nInto a pot of boiling broth<br \/>\nHear that old soul scream<br \/>\nShe thinks it\u2019s a sizzle<br \/>\nThe most a dreadful dream<br \/>\nAs his life is ending<br \/>\nBoiled alive he be<br \/>\nMalicious and diabolical<br \/>\nStolen from the sea<br \/>\nBlood lust absolute agony<br \/>\nA lobster naturally<br \/>\nHas an extensive lineage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the sexes a women A feminine a mother possibly Takes a beautiful Lobster And drops him tragically Into a pot of boiling broth Hear that old soul scream She thinks it\u2019s a sizzle The most a dreadful dream &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/a-lobsters-lineage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[492,147,23,29,210,109],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-not-my-king-story","category-animals-used-for-food","category-emotional-poems","category-food-processing","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened","category-womens-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70537,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70536\/revisions\/70537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}