{"id":70532,"date":"2025-12-20T10:51:31","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T10:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70532"},"modified":"2025-12-20T11:35:43","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T11:35:43","slug":"tessas-lamentation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/tessas-lamentation\/","title":{"rendered":"Tessa\u2019s Lamentation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The facts are that Tessa knew always that he<br \/>\nThe ruddy faced farmer who laughed constantly<br \/>\nWas counting his shillings knowing that he<br \/>\nHad sold all the turkeys and that she would be<br \/>\nPlucked of her feathers and basted with fat<br \/>\nShe wouldn\u2019t see Santa<br \/>\nShe knew where she was at<br \/>\nA stint in the oven after her strangulation<br \/>\nAs for his karma this vile Turkey farmer<br \/>\nWould end up of course in a wild celebration<br \/>\na perfectly dreadful yes machination<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The facts are that Tessa knew always that he The ruddy faced farmer who laughed constantly Was counting his shillings knowing that he Had sold all the turkeys and that she would be Plucked of her feathers and basted with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/tessas-lamentation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,4,18,93,129,132],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-animal-rights","category-christmas-stories","category-thoughts-of-friends-who-have-passed-on","category-turkeys","category-turkeys-and-chickens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70532"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70535,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70532\/revisions\/70535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}