{"id":70525,"date":"2025-12-20T08:38:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T08:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70525"},"modified":"2025-12-20T08:38:00","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T08:38:00","slug":"i-am-that-decoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/i-am-that-decoy\/","title":{"rendered":"I am that decoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The duck is applying its communication<br \/>\nIt\u2019s telling it\u2019s flock with a gentle oration<br \/>\nStay stay away humanity stinks<br \/>\nThey imprison my body but the tiniest chinks<br \/>\nIn the armour are purposefully<br \/>\nSeen now and heard<br \/>\nFor many appreciate<br \/>\nJust how absurd humanity is<br \/>\nHere<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The duck is applying its communication It\u2019s telling it\u2019s flock with a gentle oration Stay stay away humanity stinks They imprison my body but the tiniest chinks In the armour are purposefully Seen now and heard For many appreciate Just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/i-am-that-decoy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,379,229,377],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-ducks","category-dumbed-down-and-ghoulish","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70526,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70525\/revisions\/70526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}