{"id":70505,"date":"2025-12-19T12:57:55","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T12:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70505"},"modified":"2025-12-19T12:57:55","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T12:57:55","slug":"reptilian-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/reptilian-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Reptilian Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of creep is this I ask<br \/>\nReptilian prison kind of mask<br \/>\nReality it seems to me<br \/>\nConstrictors inside aquariums<br \/>\nTightly packed and left to be<br \/>\nUnnatural hot and sweaty<br \/>\nin an airless vile depravity<br \/>\nStolen from the jungle they<br \/>\nSuffer enormously every day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of creep is this I ask Reptilian prison kind of mask Reality it seems to me Constrictors inside aquariums Tightly packed and left to be Unnatural hot and sweaty in an airless vile depravity Stolen from the jungle &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/12\/reptilian-hell\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,215,477],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-freedom-and-whats-happening-to-it","category-reptiles-and-herpetology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70506,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70505\/revisions\/70506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}