{"id":70343,"date":"2025-11-24T15:43:19","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T15:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70343"},"modified":"2025-11-24T15:44:06","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T15:44:06","slug":"the-river-is-nigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/the-river-is-nigh\/","title":{"rendered":"The River is nigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It came upon a Winters Day<\/p>\n<p>perhaps from whom it came<\/p>\n<p>who knows<\/p>\n<p>the River \u00a0Cherwell flowing by<\/p>\n<p>and on the banks<\/p>\n<p>those seeing<\/p>\n<p>Cry<\/p>\n<p>maybe it\u2019s a corporate sin<\/p>\n<p>fly tipping<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>its the biggest bin<\/p>\n<p>of shit plastic industrial<\/p>\n<p>sighting the contempt of it<\/p>\n<p>and scum<\/p>\n<p>curling lips and snarling breath<\/p>\n<p>the despicable the meanest<\/p>\n<p>an imminent death.<\/p>\n<p>with \u00a0the quietest hum<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It came upon a Winters Day perhaps from whom it came who knows the River \u00a0Cherwell flowing by and on the banks those seeing Cry maybe it\u2019s a corporate sin fly tipping &nbsp; its the biggest bin of shit plastic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/the-river-is-nigh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[749,905,344,900,651,603],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-country-tale","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-abandonment","category-contempt","category-coutryside-meanderings","category-criminality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70343"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70345,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70343\/revisions\/70345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}