{"id":70335,"date":"2025-11-24T13:36:41","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T13:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70335"},"modified":"2025-11-24T13:38:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T13:38:00","slug":"going-to-tell-you-a-story-about-three-bears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/going-to-tell-you-a-story-about-three-bears\/","title":{"rendered":"Going to tell you a story about three bears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great some people have no idea<br \/>\nWhat great means<br \/>\nThree dead bears<br \/>\nThey were living earlier<br \/>\nProbably said their prayers<br \/>\nUntil this bunch of rough necks<br \/>\nArmed with shot came by<br \/>\nVery little tween their ears<br \/>\nAnd three bears had to die<br \/>\nDid they care about their families<br \/>\nTheir environment no way<br \/>\nThree arse oles known as hunters<br \/>\nBurst on the scene some \u00a0say<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great some people have no idea What great means Three dead bears They were living earlier Probably said their prayers Until this bunch of rough necks Armed with shot came by Very little tween their ears And three bears had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/going-to-tell-you-a-story-about-three-bears\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[749,98,507,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-country-tale","category-bears","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70335"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70337,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70335\/revisions\/70337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}