{"id":70329,"date":"2025-11-24T13:27:04","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T13:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70329"},"modified":"2025-11-24T13:29:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T13:29:20","slug":"a-hermes-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/a-hermes-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hermes Bag. \ud83d\udc18\ud83e\udda3\ud83d\udc18\ud83e\udda3\ud83d\udc18\ud83e\udda3\ud83d\udc18\ud83e\udda3\ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc0f\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I magine killing elephants<br \/>\nBeautiful handsome souls<br \/>\nGunning them down to use their skin<br \/>\nTo make our bags<br \/>\nThe goals<\/p>\n<p>we score in a rich tapestry<br \/>\nOf wildness to the fore<br \/>\nMurdering young Tuskers<br \/>\nAll that blood and gore<br \/>\nHermes bags \u00a0dripping with blood<br \/>\nWhich the \u00a0management ignore<\/p>\n<p>who\u2019d shop at their store<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>not me for certain !!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I magine killing elephants Beautiful handsome souls Gunning them down to use their skin To make our bags The goals we score in a rich tapestry Of wildness to the fore Murdering young Tuskers All that blood and gore Hermes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/a-hermes-bag\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[377,97,507,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-elephants","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70329"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70334,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70329\/revisions\/70334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}