{"id":70313,"date":"2025-11-22T17:36:13","date_gmt":"2025-11-22T17:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=70313"},"modified":"2025-11-22T17:37:14","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T17:37:14","slug":"no-one-saved-my-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/no-one-saved-my-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"No one saved my bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine being a mother<br \/>\nAs knackered as could be<br \/>\nLots of piglets at you<br \/>\nGulping hungrily<br \/>\nLaying in a shitty sty<br \/>\nAching like the hell<br \/>\nShitting where you are laying<br \/>\nIndeed an awful smell<br \/>\nThe farmer is a violent sod<br \/>\nHe kicks you when he can<br \/>\nYou are covered in bruises<br \/>\nThis is how life began<br \/>\nHorror from the first moment<br \/>\nEvery flipping day<br \/>\nAnd when the farmer chooses<br \/>\nTo kill you it\u2019s the<br \/>\nway<br \/>\nA bullet in your fanny<br \/>\nIt\u2019s just too much to pay<br \/>\nJust so you lot can eat bacon<br \/>\nWith chips and sauce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine being a mother As knackered as could be Lots of piglets at you Gulping hungrily Laying in a shitty sty Aching like the hell Shitting where you are laying Indeed an awful smell The farmer is a violent sod &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/11\/no-one-saved-my-bacon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,344,259,216,147,651,377,647,55,580,105,106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-abandonment","category-animal-rape","category-animal-sacrifice","category-animals-used-for-food","category-coutryside-meanderings","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-meat-trade","category-personal-hygiene-and-its-consequences","category-piglets-suckling","category-pigs","category-sows-and-boars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70315,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70313\/revisions\/70315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}