{"id":69526,"date":"2025-09-15T14:29:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T14:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=69526"},"modified":"2025-09-15T14:29:10","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T14:29:10","slug":"a-baby-giraffe-hits-the-dust-thanks-to-a-trophy-hunter-slime-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/a-baby-giraffe-hits-the-dust-thanks-to-a-trophy-hunter-slime-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"A baby giraffe hits the dust thanks to a trophy hunter slime ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>His target. A youngster<br \/>\nIn the prime of life<br \/>\nStill guided by his mother<br \/>\nUntil this idiots strife<br \/>\nWas emblazoned on this baby<br \/>\nWho fell down to the earth<br \/>\nHe who called himself a hunter<br \/>\nWhat sad mother did give birth<br \/>\nTo this evil sod<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His target. A youngster In the prime of life Still guided by his mother Until this idiots strife Was emblazoned on this baby Who fell down to the earth He who called himself a hunter What sad mother did give &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/a-baby-giraffe-hits-the-dust-thanks-to-a-trophy-hunter-slime-ball\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,724,224,507,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-africa","category-babies","category-giraffes","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69527,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69526\/revisions\/69527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}