{"id":69388,"date":"2025-09-07T20:59:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-07T20:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=69388"},"modified":"2025-09-09T07:18:19","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T07:18:19","slug":"a-sick-joke-played-on-a-goat-and-advertised-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/a-sick-joke-played-on-a-goat-and-advertised-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"A sick joke played on a goat and advertised on the internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Insensitive arrogance<br \/>\nSelfish impossible<br \/>\nThoughtless evidently<br \/>\nHumanity stinks<br \/>\nHow cruel to have done this<br \/>\nA goat too it understands<br \/>\nWhat it\u2019s vile human<br \/>\nIs doing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Insensitive arrogance Selfish impossible Thoughtless evidently Humanity stinks How cruel to have done this A goat too it understands What it\u2019s vile human Is doing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,344,4,25,512,28,155,507,816,647],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-abandonment","category-animal-rights","category-ethereal-poems","category-farming","category-food","category-goats","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-karma","category-meat-trade"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69389,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69388\/revisions\/69389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}