{"id":69314,"date":"2025-09-03T16:15:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=69314"},"modified":"2025-09-03T16:15:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:15:04","slug":"stop-using-straws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/stop-using-straws\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop using straws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All of us should pause<br \/>\nWhen we use these straws<br \/>\nThrown away<br \/>\nIn the salty spray<br \/>\nThey end up floating far away<br \/>\nMrs turtle comes along<br \/>\nProbably singing her sweet song<br \/>\nSnorts the straw up her nose<br \/>\nAnd her breathings ruined<br \/>\nI suppose<br \/>\nDon\u2019t be a baby<br \/>\nDrink out of a glass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of us should pause When we use these straws Thrown away In the salty spray They end up floating far away Mrs turtle comes along Probably singing her sweet song Snorts the straw up her nose And her breathings &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/stop-using-straws\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,824,344,4,624,157],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-a-tale-of-the-sea","category-abandonment","category-animal-rights","category-retards-of-the-first-order","category-turtles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69315,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69314\/revisions\/69315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}