{"id":69300,"date":"2025-09-03T11:10:33","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T11:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=69300"},"modified":"2025-09-03T11:10:33","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T11:10:33","slug":"those-who-jettison-their-crap-in-beauty-spots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/09\/those-who-jettison-their-crap-in-beauty-spots\/","title":{"rendered":"Those who jettison their crap in beauty spots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those fools who eject their muck<br \/>\nAll about<br \/>\nHave acidic blood<br \/>\nWithout any doubt<br \/>\nA sickness inside<br \/>\nIt\u2019s who they be<br \/>\nA good hiding they need<br \/>\nAnd that\u2019s honestly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those fools who eject their muck All about Have acidic blood Without any doubt A sickness inside It\u2019s who they be A good hiding they need And that\u2019s honestly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[749,24,908,624],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-country-tale","category-environmental-poems","category-littering-our-beauty-spots","category-retards-of-the-first-order"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69300"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69301,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69300\/revisions\/69301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}