{"id":69202,"date":"2025-08-22T13:49:21","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T13:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=69202"},"modified":"2025-08-22T13:51:22","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T13:51:22","slug":"who-you-calling-a-rung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/08\/who-you-calling-a-rung\/","title":{"rendered":"Who you calling a runt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Called a runt by ignorants<br \/>\nPicked up and smashed down<br \/>\nHe was just a baby<br \/>\nThat had never been to town<br \/>\nMan handled by some ruffian<br \/>\nSlammed down in the sty<br \/>\nBrains appear from out of each ear<br \/>\nAnd now we all know why<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc37<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Called a runt by ignorants Picked up and smashed down He was just a baby That had never been to town Man handled by some ruffian Slammed down in the sty Brains appear from out of each ear And now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/08\/who-you-calling-a-rung\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,4,724,512,507,580,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-animal-rights","category-babies","category-farming","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-piglets-suckling","category-pigs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69202"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69205,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69202\/revisions\/69205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}