{"id":68731,"date":"2025-07-02T08:19:35","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T08:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68731"},"modified":"2025-07-02T08:19:35","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T08:19:35","slug":"a-lot-of-mahouts-are-hopeless-in-the-company-of-elephants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/07\/a-lot-of-mahouts-are-hopeless-in-the-company-of-elephants\/","title":{"rendered":"A lot of mahouts are hopeless in the company of elephants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mahouts are \ud83d\udc18 people<br \/>\nApparently that\u2019s so<br \/>\nBull hooks to the ready<br \/>\nAnd the \ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18 they know<br \/>\nHumans take advantage<br \/>\nOf their good sense&amp;their will<br \/>\n1 step too far &amp; they could be squashed<br \/>\nBut of course we know they still<br \/>\nBeat the hell out of \ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18<br \/>\nRetaliation is what we need<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mahouts are \ud83d\udc18 people Apparently that\u2019s so Bull hooks to the ready And the \ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18 they know Humans take advantage Of their good sense&amp;their will 1 step too far &amp; they could be squashed But of course we know they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/07\/a-lot-of-mahouts-are-hopeless-in-the-company-of-elephants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elephants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68732,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68731\/revisions\/68732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}