{"id":68533,"date":"2025-06-18T07:12:37","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T07:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68533"},"modified":"2025-06-18T07:12:37","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T07:12:37","slug":"the-fattest-expect-so-much-of-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/the-fattest-expect-so-much-of-another\/","title":{"rendered":"The fattest expect so much of another"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buckling under a  man obese<br \/>\nBuilt on grass and hay<br \/>\nExpected to carry this carnivore<br \/>\nAnd be made to pay<br \/>\nFor this diabolical treatment<br \/>\nAs he tries to contain his fat<br \/>\nA truly heartless thoughtless goon<br \/>\nWho knows not where he\u2019s at<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buckling under a man obese Built on grass and hay Expected to carry this carnivore And be made to pay For this diabolical treatment As he tries to contain his fat A truly heartless thoughtless goon Who knows not where &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/the-fattest-expect-so-much-of-another\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,110,507],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-horses","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68534,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68533\/revisions\/68534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}