{"id":68530,"date":"2025-06-18T07:02:46","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T07:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68530"},"modified":"2025-06-18T07:02:46","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T07:02:46","slug":"why-do-the-over-indulged-expect-to-be-carried-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/why-do-the-over-indulged-expect-to-be-carried-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do the over indulged expect to be carried around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fattest arse imaginable<br \/>\nLegs thicker than the horse<br \/>\nHe cannot walk his bloody talk<br \/>\nAs he now tries to force<br \/>\nAn equine to become his charge<br \/>\nTo carry his dead weight<br \/>\nA heartless soulless infidel<br \/>\nThe kind of god I hate <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fattest arse imaginable Legs thicker than the horse He cannot walk his bloody talk As he now tries to force An equine to become his charge To carry his dead weight A heartless soulless infidel The kind of god &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/why-do-the-over-indulged-expect-to-be-carried-around\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,900,603,229,377,110],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-contempt","category-criminality","category-dumbed-down-and-ghoulish","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-horses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68532,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68530\/revisions\/68532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}