{"id":68422,"date":"2025-06-05T21:37:40","date_gmt":"2025-06-05T21:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68422"},"modified":"2025-06-05T21:37:51","modified_gmt":"2025-06-05T21:37:51","slug":"the-king-and-the-pheasants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/the-king-and-the-pheasants\/","title":{"rendered":"The King and the Pheasants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once it was squirrels<br \/>\nNow it is pheasants<br \/>\nImported from France<br \/>\nAt a complete loss<br \/>\nNot found in trees<br \/>\nMore often it seems<br \/>\nWalking around<br \/>\nJust there on the ground<br \/>\nEasy prime ducks<br \/>\nKilling them sucks<br \/>\nAs for the King<br \/>\nWhat does he bring<br \/>\nTo the violent equation <\/p>\n<p>Nothing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once it was squirrels Now it is pheasants Imported from France At a complete loss Not found in trees More often it seems Walking around Just there on the ground Easy prime ducks Killing them sucks As for the King &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/the-king-and-the-pheasants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,22,377,23,30,507,102,380,762,138,695,811,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-rights","category-death-and-dying","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-emotional-poems","category-general-poems","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-pheasant-shooting","category-riches-by-far","category-sea-birds-and-bird-stories","category-shooting","category-soul-sister","category-topical-news-stories-ii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68423,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68422\/revisions\/68423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}