{"id":68403,"date":"2025-06-05T13:55:16","date_gmt":"2025-06-05T13:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68403"},"modified":"2025-06-05T13:55:16","modified_gmt":"2025-06-05T13:55:16","slug":"a-significantly-godly-beaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/06\/a-significantly-godly-beaver\/","title":{"rendered":"A significantly godly beaver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He wears a shirt<br \/>\nThat says he\u2019s a slayer<br \/>\nOf Beavers beautiful creatures<br \/>\nWho<br \/>\nDo him no harm not one iota<br \/>\nThey are environmentalists<br \/>\nWhat they do<br \/>\nHe is a scumbag plain and simple<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He wears a shirt That says he\u2019s a slayer Of Beavers beautiful creatures Who Do him no harm not one iota They are environmentalists What they do He is a scumbag plain and simple<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[247,811,196],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beavers","category-soul-sister","category-traps-and-snares"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68404,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68403\/revisions\/68404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}