{"id":68303,"date":"2025-05-27T13:24:56","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T13:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68303"},"modified":"2025-05-27T13:24:56","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T13:24:56","slug":"grass-fed-another-farming-joke-from-the-illiterates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/grass-fed-another-farming-joke-from-the-illiterates\/","title":{"rendered":"Grass fed  another farming joke. From the illiterates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grass fed torn from outside,  and<br \/>\nDelivered 2slaves chained up on land<br \/>\nFar removed from the sunlit fields<br \/>\nWild flower herbage&#038;balanced yields<br \/>\nEach mouthful chosen by magical means<br \/>\nNot any more just vile machines<br \/>\nWho scoop&#038;tear top notes true<br \/>\nRoots left behind it\u2019s what we do \ud83d\udc04\ud83d\udc02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grass fed torn from outside, and Delivered 2slaves chained up on land Far removed from the sunlit fields Wild flower herbage&#038;balanced yields Each mouthful chosen by magical means Not any more just vile machines Who scoop&#038;tear top notes true Roots &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/grass-fed-another-farming-joke-from-the-illiterates\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685,344,835,4,147,465,727,128,775,104,814,340,482,713,126,322,651,865,630,377,761,405,23,24,232,507,658,553,647],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story","category-abandonment","category-agriculture","category-animal-rights","category-animals-used-for-food","category-appliances","category-biodiversity","category-cafos-and-factory-farms","category-caged-for-life","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls","category-camels","category-captivity","category-carbon-emissions","category-chem-trails","category-commercial-palm-oil","category-corporate-manslaughter","category-coutryside-meanderings","category-covid-and-beyond","category-dairy-farmers-criminals","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-eating-living-beings","category-emf-and-animals-sensitivity-to-it-stories-from-around-the-world","category-emotional-poems","category-environmental-poems","category-fluoridation-of-our-water-supply","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-industrial-management","category-infanticide","category-meat-trade"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68304,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68303\/revisions\/68304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}