{"id":68072,"date":"2025-05-09T07:13:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T07:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68072"},"modified":"2025-05-09T07:13:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T07:13:44","slug":"the-gravest-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/the-gravest-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"The gravest nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who kidnapped the baby?<br \/>\nfarmers it seems<br \/>\nFrom mothers all crying<br \/>\nThe wettest of dreams<br \/>\nShe will chase4she smells<br \/>\nHer wee baby who will<br \/>\nBe killed by the farmer<br \/>\nIt\u2019s blood he will spill<br \/>\nSo u can eat dairy<br \/>\nCream cakes&amp;ice cream<br \/>\nCustard be aware<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the gravest nightmare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who kidnapped the baby? farmers it seems From mothers all crying The wettest of dreams She will chase4she smells Her wee baby who will Be killed by the farmer It\u2019s blood he will spill So u can eat dairy Cream &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/the-gravest-nightmare\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[492,344,4,340,170,630,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-not-my-king-story","category-abandonment","category-animal-rights","category-captivity","category-children-and-their-plight-in-a-adult-world","category-dairy-farmers-criminals","category-milk-and-its-associated-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68073,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68072\/revisions\/68073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}