{"id":68036,"date":"2025-05-07T19:17:12","date_gmt":"2025-05-07T19:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=68036"},"modified":"2025-05-07T19:17:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-07T19:17:50","slug":"over-weight-riders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/over-weight-riders\/","title":{"rendered":"Over weight riders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Legs the size of tree trunks<br \/>\nAn arse the size of Spain<br \/>\nThat poor horse had the right idea<br \/>\nCollapse for he\u2019s not insane<br \/>\nYou can just imagine<br \/>\nThe power behind the throne<br \/>\nIt \u00a0isn\u2019t all that hard to guess<br \/>\nHe must be twenty stone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legs the size of tree trunks An arse the size of Spain That poor horse had the right idea Collapse for he\u2019s not insane You can just imagine The power behind the throne It \u00a0isn\u2019t all that hard to guess &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/05\/over-weight-riders\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685,110,507],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story","category-horses","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68036"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68038,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68036\/revisions\/68038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}