{"id":67779,"date":"2025-04-22T06:39:45","date_gmt":"2025-04-22T06:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=67779"},"modified":"2025-04-22T06:39:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-22T06:39:45","slug":"monkey-business-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/04\/monkey-business-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Strung up like a piece of meat<br \/>\nAnd me a primate who<br \/>\nLoved the forest paradigms<br \/>\nArboreal tis true<br \/>\nBut now I have a master<br \/>\nA circus in the West<br \/>\nThey make me do all sorts of tricks<br \/>\nAnd I sit there all dressed<br \/>\nIn women clothes it\u2019s awful<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strung up like a piece of meat And me a primate who Loved the forest paradigms Arboreal tis true But now I have a master A circus in the West They make me do all sorts of tricks And I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/04\/monkey-business-8\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[854,173,4,340,136,377,23,673,624],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-tearful-rose","category-activism","category-animal-rights","category-captivity","category-circus","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-emotional-poems","category-forest-monkeys","category-retards-of-the-first-order"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67779"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67780,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67779\/revisions\/67780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}