{"id":67683,"date":"2025-04-19T06:55:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T06:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=67683"},"modified":"2025-04-19T06:55:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T06:55:04","slug":"aliens-discuss-human-meat-and-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/04\/aliens-discuss-human-meat-and-milk\/","title":{"rendered":"Aliens discuss human meat and milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>The alien clans from light years away<\/p>\n<p>eat human meat<\/p>\n<p>otherwise they decay<\/p>\n<p>change colour grow weaker<\/p>\n<p>human milk does them good<\/p>\n<p>plant based \u00a0is hopeless<\/p>\n<p>so misunderstood<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>our true colouration<\/p>\n<p>alters by the day<\/p>\n<p>they begin \u00a0animation<\/p>\n<p>what can one say<\/p>\n<p>a discussion of evils<\/p>\n<p>apparently so<\/p>\n<p>aliens need human meat<\/p>\n<p>to just glow<\/p>\n<p>from the 21st century<\/p>\n<p>vegans appeared<\/p>\n<p>headstrong and green<\/p>\n<p>plant based diets<\/p>\n<p>all cheered those animal<\/p>\n<p>lovers<\/p>\n<p>direct to their core<\/p>\n<p>eating all sorts of plants<\/p>\n<p>and just wanting more<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The alien clans from light years away eat human meat otherwise they decay change colour grow weaker human milk does them good plant based \u00a0is hopeless so misunderstood our true colouration alters by the day they begin \u00a0animation what can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/04\/aliens-discuss-human-meat-and-milk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,646,216,878,91,92,124,850,820],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-aboriginies","category-animal-sacrifice","category-cannabalism","category-vegan-life-style","category-vegan-lifestyle","category-veganism-and-me","category-venerable-and-respected","category-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67684,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683\/revisions\/67684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}