{"id":67070,"date":"2025-03-16T12:24:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T12:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=67070"},"modified":"2025-03-16T12:24:40","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T12:24:40","slug":"farmers-expect-so-much-and-give-out-terrible-torture-to-other-peoples-mothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/03\/farmers-expect-so-much-and-give-out-terrible-torture-to-other-peoples-mothers\/","title":{"rendered":"Farmers expect so much and give out terrible torture to other people\u2019s mothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bruised and battered<br \/>\nThis sad sow<br \/>\nCrated up<br \/>\nI ask why<br \/>\nAnd how<br \/>\nA farmer<br \/>\nDares to crucify<br \/>\nA mother<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruised and battered This sad sow Crated up I ask why And how A farmer Dares to crucify A mother<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67070"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67071,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67070\/revisions\/67071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}