{"id":67050,"date":"2025-03-16T09:32:33","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T09:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=67050"},"modified":"2025-03-16T09:32:33","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T09:32:33","slug":"chanels-arrogance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/03\/chanels-arrogance\/","title":{"rendered":"Chanel\u2019s arrogance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chanel believe that God on high<br \/>\nCreated Ostriches that could not fly<br \/>\nThey could run like hell<br \/>\nAnd kick and scrap<br \/>\nBut were around<br \/>\nfor Chanel to set the trap<br \/>\nTo Steal their feathers<br \/>\nAnd cause them pain<br \/>\nProfit for the truly insane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chanel believe that God on high Created Ostriches that could not fly They could run like hell And kick and scrap But were around for Chanel to set the trap To Steal their feathers And cause them pain Profit for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/03\/chanels-arrogance\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[322,603,752,261],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corporate-manslaughter","category-criminality","category-lack-of-understanding","category-ostrich-and-the-western-cape"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67051,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67050\/revisions\/67051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}