{"id":66744,"date":"2025-02-09T09:11:05","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=66744"},"modified":"2025-02-09T09:11:18","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:11:18","slug":"a-turkish-dog-handler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/02\/a-turkish-dog-handler\/","title":{"rendered":"A Turkish dog handler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tied up leashed and smacked and kicked<br \/>\nA Turk me thinks who sees<br \/>\nA beautiful dog being beaten up<br \/>\nHe walks with ugly knees<br \/>\nA clobbering vile gangster type<br \/>\nWho seemingly should be<br \/>\nBanned from keeping animals<br \/>\nFor at least a century<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tied up leashed and smacked and kicked A Turk me thinks who sees A beautiful dog being beaten up He walks with ugly knees A clobbering vile gangster type Who seemingly should be Banned from keeping animals For at least &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/02\/a-turkish-dog-handler\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,679,603,107,498,547,624,552],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-carnivores","category-criminality","category-dogs","category-dormouse-dreaming","category-pointlessness","category-retards-of-the-first-order","category-turkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66745,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66744\/revisions\/66745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}