Triturus Cristatus
\nOr the Great Crested Newt
\nAmazingly rare
\nIn it\u2019s black and gold suit
\nA most rare amphibian
\nProtected by
\nA wild life license
\nAnd is often why
\nDelays tend to happen in planning
\nFor they
\nCannot be moved on
\nAt the end of the day
\nHouse building road building
\nProjects can be
\nDelayed or re routed
\nApparently
\nLabour as we all know
\nGrowth is the theme
\nThey are building more houses
\nMore and more on stream
\nThe chancellor tells us
\nThat wild life will not be
\nSlowing down projects
\nAnd that\u2019s now surely<\/p>\n
Going to speed up the projects
\nAbroad
\nBritain wants housing stock
\nWe can afford
\nThe GCN oroblem
\nThough important we know
\nBut laws will be changed
\nAnd we now know what for
\nThe warty Newt if you see one
\nDon\u2019t tread
\nWe need physical barriers
\nThough that\u2019s what she said
\nThe wildlife and countryside Act 1981
\nWill have to be changed
\nWhich cannot be fun
\nFor these darling little newts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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