{"id":66194,"date":"2025-01-08T17:30:15","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T17:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=66194"},"modified":"2025-01-08T17:30:15","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T17:30:15","slug":"a-trophy-killer-of-giraffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/01\/a-trophy-killer-of-giraffe\/","title":{"rendered":"A trophy killer of  Giraffe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Concocting stupid reasons<br \/>\nFor murdering giraffes<br \/>\nHis rifle on his shoulder<br \/>\nAnswer to a polygraph<br \/>\nI don\u2019t believe a single word<br \/>\nOf this man cruel acclaim<br \/>\nHe needs a stint in a prison cell<br \/>\nAnd man up and take the blame\ud83e\udd92\ud83e\udd92<br \/>\nHe must<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Concocting stupid reasons For murdering giraffes His rifle on his shoulder Answer to a polygraph I don\u2019t believe a single word Of this man cruel acclaim He needs a stint in a prison cell And man up and take the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/01\/a-trophy-killer-of-giraffe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,224,507,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-africa","category-giraffes","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66195,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66194\/revisions\/66195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}