For Britains support
\nIn World War Two
\nNorway sends their dream come true
\nA Pine a Spruce some other tree
\nIn Trafalgar Square
\nIt has to be<\/p>\n
Switch it on
\nAnd see the lights
\nThe epitome of Santa\u2019s tights
\nToo much pudding
\nAnd mistletoe
\nA place where
\nChristmas kisses flow <\/p>\n
Look at it lit up
\nHear that roar<\/p>\n
The cows can fart
\nFor ever more <\/p>\n
The Labour Party
\nStarmer too
\nIt\u2019s working
\nCount to five
\nWill you<\/p>\n
Outside Number ten we see
\nAnd hear the count when it gets to three
\nStarmer remembers
\nThree two one
\nFlicks the switch
\nHis work is done<\/p>\n
It worked it worked
\nCows fart all day
\nFrom Trafalgar Square
\nTo Mandalay.
\nA special powder
\nIt can be
\nA life saver
\nWe all agree
\nStop the farts
\nForget the boats
\nMethane away
\nAs are his votes . <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
For Britains support In World War Two Norway sends their dream come true A Pine a Spruce some other tree In Trafalgar Square It has to be Switch it on And see the lights The epitome of Santa\u2019s tights Too … Continue reading