Us cows we can communicate
\nIt may sound like MOO to you
\nBut we are much the wiser
\nThan humans in what we do
\nIt\u2019s true we ruminate
\nChew the cud, all that verdant grass
\nMany of us discriminate
\nWith herbs it\u2019s come to pass<\/p>\n
Standing in the fields
\nOr being fed with the fresh mown
\nWhen we chew it as we do
\nYes we stand alone
\nFarting producing methane
\nWhich floats up to the sky
\nAnd it\u2019s alleged our farting
\nAffects the weather
\nA man made lie<\/p>\n
So they came up with this chemical
\nUp wind of our passing
\nGives the barn and yard a subtleness
\nIt\u2019s beyond classing
\nOur gases are selective and damaging
\nFor we
\nBelieve it was created
\nBy god and it is free.<\/p>\n
Now there is some chemical
\nAdded to the feed
\nAs little as a quarter of a teaspoon
\nYes indeed
\nReducing our fart levels
\nBringing down the world\u2019s methane
\nBut no one wants to buy the muck
\nWe think it is insane<\/p>\n
Rumours of lowering sperm counts
\nAnd other negative thoughts
\nMilk and butter all sorts of labels
\nIt\u2019s enough to give us warts
\nWe don\u2019t want to reduce the gas
\nWe think it\u2019s rather good
\nSo leave this chemical out of our feed
\nAnd let governments discuss<\/p>\n
The wheres and where fours <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Us cows we can communicate It may sound like MOO to you But we are much the wiser Than humans in what we do It\u2019s true we ruminate Chew the cud, all that verdant grass Many of us discriminate With … Continue reading