{"id":65656,"date":"2024-12-04T20:01:52","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T20:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=65656"},"modified":"2024-12-04T20:01:52","modified_gmt":"2024-12-04T20:01:52","slug":"insects-and-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/12\/insects-and-cows\/","title":{"rendered":"Insects and cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have heard it said<br \/>\nThat cows on grass<br \/>\nAttract the insects<br \/>\nWe know their arse<br \/>\nEmits the farts<br \/>\nEach methane burst<br \/>\nAttracted by insects<br \/>\nIs seemingly worse<\/p>\n<p>Gates the computer Buff<br \/>\nDemented<br \/>\nSeemingly has now invested<br \/>\nA crappy powder to feed to cows<br \/>\nThat stop them farting<br \/>\nHis Amazing powers<br \/>\nA quarter of a teaspoon does the trick<br \/>\nIt will not  makes the cow girls sick<br \/>\nGates doesn\u2019t ever miss a trick<br \/>\nAnd the milk sipping public<br \/>\nMany are thick<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s to be, the new idea<br \/>\nKeep the cows inside<br \/>\nMy dear<br \/>\nMethane and farting<br \/>\nAnd cleaner air<br \/>\nIt\u2019s net zero<br \/>\nWe all can share<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have heard it said That cows on grass Attract the insects We know their arse Emits the farts Each methane burst Attracted by insects Is seemingly worse Gates the computer Buff Demented Seemingly has now invested A crappy powder &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/12\/insects-and-cows\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685,69,205,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story","category-rants","category-science","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65657,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65656\/revisions\/65657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}