{"id":65625,"date":"2024-11-30T16:16:23","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T16:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=65625"},"modified":"2024-11-30T16:16:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T16:16:23","slug":"turkeys-lament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/11\/turkeys-lament\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkeys lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dead to the world<br \/>\nThe Turkey a bird<br \/>\nEverything chopped off<br \/>\nIt\u2019s really absurd<br \/>\nFeathers all plucked<br \/>\nHead gone  as well<br \/>\nAll of my innards<br \/>\nAre now  in Hell<br \/>\nIt\u2019s happy Christmas<br \/>\nWith parsnips and sprouts<br \/>\nMince pies and custard<br \/>\nAnd so many doubts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dead to the world The Turkey a bird Everything chopped off It\u2019s really absurd Feathers all plucked Head gone as well All of my innards Are now in Hell It\u2019s happy Christmas With parsnips and sprouts Mince pies and custard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/11\/turkeys-lament\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[749,18,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-country-tale","category-christmas-stories","category-turkeys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65626,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65625\/revisions\/65626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}