{"id":65623,"date":"2024-11-30T13:58:52","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T13:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=65623"},"modified":"2024-11-30T13:58:52","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T13:58:52","slug":"reindeers-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/11\/reindeers-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Reindeers for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Sami know their strengths in life<br \/>\nSleigh bells isn\u2019t where<br \/>\nThey come to artificial grottos<br \/>\nFulfilling,  despair<br \/>\nPortly men with cotton wool beards<br \/>\nAnd crap toys from the East<br \/>\nLeave the deers alone I say<br \/>\nChristmas is the least<br \/>\nThey should be troubled and stressed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sami know their strengths in life Sleigh bells isn\u2019t where They come to artificial grottos Fulfilling, despair Portly men with cotton wool beards And crap toys from the East Leave the deers alone I say Christmas is the least &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/11\/reindeers-for-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,178,246],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-reindeers","category-wild-deers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65624,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65623\/revisions\/65624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}