{"id":64864,"date":"2024-09-19T12:02:58","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T12:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=64864"},"modified":"2024-09-19T12:04:21","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T12:04:21","slug":"bait-side-hung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/09\/bait-side-hung\/","title":{"rendered":"Bait side hung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was after a leopard<br \/>\nA solitary killer<br \/>\nSuch a beautiful animal<br \/>\nThey wanted a thriller<br \/>\nHanging impala<br \/>\nHopeful to tempt<br \/>\nA bait high and ready<br \/>\nCovered in leaves<br \/>\nTo prevent hyena<br \/>\nAnd vultures it grieves<br \/>\nthese Trophy Hunters<br \/>\nTo see their baits spoiled<br \/>\nWaiting to shoot them<br \/>\nWith guns all well oiled<\/p>\n<p>Plenty of lucre<br \/>\nPaid to the people<br \/>\nWho lay on the hunt<br \/>\nWho set it  fair<br \/>\nEarning their bread<br \/>\nFrom a foreign arse hunter<br \/>\nWho wants to get one shot<br \/>\nAnd that\u2019s in the head<\/p>\n<p>A leopard takes legendary care<br \/>\nAnd attention<br \/>\nEasily spooked<br \/>\nAnd ready to run<br \/>\nGround baits for Leopards<br \/>\nSees hungry Hyena\u2019s<br \/>\nAnd even a Lion<br \/>\nIt\u2019s often done<\/p>\n<p>Ryan Swort he came especially<br \/>\nAfter a leopard<br \/>\nHis<br \/>\nFace on X<br \/>\nWas what he required<br \/>\nBloodied and happy<br \/>\nThe whole business crappy<br \/>\nSitting far back<br \/>\nYou best man he fired<\/p>\n<p>The leopard a gonna<br \/>\nHis affluence telling<br \/>\nA fastidious watcher<br \/>\nPatient to share<br \/>\nExacting and rigorous<br \/>\nWanting that great pelt<br \/>\nTo turn into a rug<br \/>\nFor The wonderment there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was after a leopard A solitary killer Such a beautiful animal They wanted a thriller Hanging impala Hopeful to tempt A bait high and ready Covered in leaves To prevent hyena And vultures it grieves these Trophy Hunters To &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/09\/bait-side-hung\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685,507,102,149],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-leopards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64864"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64866,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64864\/revisions\/64866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}