{"id":64372,"date":"2024-08-21T12:41:36","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T12:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=64372"},"modified":"2024-08-21T12:50:39","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T12:50:39","slug":"an-insight-into-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/08\/an-insight-into-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"An insight into my life or the Witch and the Hare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scrapes and forms<br \/>\nAre where we reside<br \/>\nNever static<br \/>\nWe prefer<br \/>\nTo be nomadic<br \/>\nFor We can hide<br \/>\nIn plain sight with<br \/>\nBig ears and  eyes<br \/>\nI am a doe<br \/>\nDid you realise<\/p>\n<p>Once like you<br \/>\nI was a witch<br \/>\nThe switch is true<br \/>\nWe can but try<br \/>\nTo find our haven<br \/>\nUnder the sky<br \/>\n8 months old<br \/>\nSo fully grown<br \/>\nA spell of study<br \/>\nA synergy<br \/>\nUs Hares with birds<br \/>\nFor we<br \/>\nOwl and Lapwing<br \/>\nNest within<br \/>\nAnd the ancients<br \/>\nHave been known to grin<\/p>\n<p>At when they chased us<br \/>\nAnd we disappeared<br \/>\nAnd they found and egg<br \/>\nWhich so endeared<br \/>\nTheir spirit really, for actually, they<br \/>\nThought the egg they found<br \/>\nWas one we did lay.<br \/>\nBut its not so<br \/>\nThe birds you see<br \/>\nCooperated constantly<\/p>\n<p>With Over zealous bucks about<br \/>\nI mean they leave us in no doubt<br \/>\nSuch a bother for us you see<br \/>\nWe Does are living sensitively<br \/>\nAnd its so frustrating what they do<br \/>\nwe retaliate, we do, it\u2019s true<br \/>\nUs females really a Fisty cuff<br \/>\nA boxing match to prove how tough<br \/>\nWe are, and that\u2019s the reason why<br \/>\nPeople see us sparring, under the sky<\/p>\n<p>We eat at night nocturnally<br \/>\nDuring the day we rest, we be<br \/>\nSearching for sedges and grasses we<br \/>\nSeek out nutrition carefully<br \/>\nCountry folk see us represent<br \/>\nFertility abundance apparently<br \/>\nWe are herbivores all through<br \/>\nWe live by ourselves or in pairs<br \/>\nIt\u2019s true<br \/>\nBuilt with hearing very clear<br \/>\nAnd vision too<br \/>\nOur faculties<br \/>\nAre excellent and it does please<br \/>\nUs all to find<br \/>\nOur engineering<br \/>\nIs particularly endearing<\/p>\n<p>We can change colour<br \/>\nWhich is good<br \/>\nIn Winter we are whiter and<br \/>\nWe remain<br \/>\nmuch safer<br \/>\nSo we should<br \/>\nAlthough we are resident<br \/>\nWhat we have found<br \/>\nA smaller number are now on the ground<br \/>\nOur number much lower<br \/>\nFor hunters abound<br \/>\nAnd farming is damaging<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what we\u2019ve found<br \/>\nWe are elusive<br \/>\nMagical beings<br \/>\nThe order of Lepus<br \/>\nLess of us around<br \/>\nWitches. transform<br \/>\nIt\u2019s a closeness that we<br \/>\nAppreciate greatly<br \/>\nWhere else would we be<br \/>\nShe in the knowledge<br \/>\nOur sisters outside<br \/>\nIdentify with us<br \/>\nAnd do confide<\/p>\n<p>Our offspring are born<br \/>\nFully furred<br \/>\nOpen eyed<br \/>\nAnd all above ground<br \/>\nIt\u2019s their mythical side<br \/>\nReady to run from the predators who<br \/>\nWith their hounds try to murder us<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what they do<\/p>\n<p>When the hunters a chasing<br \/>\nWe use our guile<br \/>\nWe lay down in the slope<br \/>\nHunters on seeing this<br \/>\nSome cannot cope<br \/>\nThey think we disappear<br \/>\nWell we do in a way<br \/>\nWe can run like the clappers<br \/>\nAnd turn round and play<br \/>\nOut the whole chase<br \/>\nIt\u2019s like magic for they<br \/>\nAre clumsy and dopey<br \/>\nAnd just have no way<\/p>\n<p>No realisation<br \/>\nNow\u2019t tween their ears<br \/>\nI mean to say hunters<br \/>\nAre a right load of queers<br \/>\nHigh on the hard stuff<br \/>\nEyes bunged up with sleep<br \/>\nFat around their hearts<br \/>\nEnough to make them weep<\/p>\n<p>We have all been around<br \/>\nSince the Iron Age I hear<br \/>\nSome carbon dating<br \/>\nApparently clear<br \/>\nThe Romans brought us  over<br \/>\nApparently<br \/>\nAnd we\u2019ve managed to exist here<br \/>\nIn perpetuity <\/p>\n<p>We forage at Dawn<br \/>\nAnd at Dusk<br \/>\nWhere we know<br \/>\nIt\u2019s safer from foxes<br \/>\nAnd horned owls who show<br \/>\nUs loads of aggression<br \/>\nAnd what we have to do<br \/>\nIs be quick on the uptake<br \/>\nAnd not clueless to<\/p>\n<p>The old forage game<br \/>\nIn the presence of those<br \/>\nHumanoid heartless<br \/>\nWhose poison it flows<br \/>\nEverywhere in rivers across the fields<br \/>\nA toxic residue we all know builds<br \/>\nUp, there is glyphosate<br \/>\nA killer to all<br \/>\nSo many hazards<br \/>\nWe can go to the wall<br \/>\nWorrying actually<br \/>\nWhat the many unkind<br \/>\nDo  cogitating<br \/>\nAs so many find<\/p>\n<p>Toxicity reigns<br \/>\nButtercups far and wide<br \/>\nFoxgloves are deadly<br \/>\nNo place to hide<br \/>\nPrimroses,Columbine Comfrey<br \/>\nAnd Yew<br \/>\nHolly and Ivy<br \/>\nWhat a vile crew <\/p>\n<p>They kill us all outright<br \/>\nLegs in the air<br \/>\nHearts pumping like steam trains<br \/>\nAnd farmers don\u2019t care<br \/>\nNobody cares these days<br \/>\nOnly those who<br \/>\nFollow the crafte<br \/>\nAnd remain good and true.<\/p>\n<p>We have so much to think about<br \/>\nIt\u2019s vile you see<br \/>\nBeing stuck in the woods<br \/>\nUnder some tree<br \/>\nOut in the fields<br \/>\nWhere harvesters ply<br \/>\nWhere car tracks are present<br \/>\nAnd where many die<\/p>\n<p>They drive at great speeds<br \/>\nDropping litter each day<br \/>\nAll sorts of shit<br \/>\nIs now on display<br \/>\nYou can find them<br \/>\nAnd threaten them<br \/>\nThey do not care<br \/>\nThey have shit for  brains<br \/>\nAnd so few are aware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scrapes and forms Are where we reside Never static We prefer To be nomadic For We 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