Keith loves Tesco\u2019s Vodka a bottle every day
\nGod knows what his livers like
\nAre his kidneys in decay
\nHe says he has no side effects
\nApart from falling down
\nAnd being too drunk
\nTo drive his car
\nAnd so walks into town
\n70proof spirit
\nImagine if you will
\nIt must act like a pickle
\nOut of a massive still
\nHe says it helps him sleep at night
\nI guess it does
\nHe takes a pill
\nSomething for his arthritis
\nHe reckons its better than
\nThe shit prescribed by the National Health
\nWhich is how all this began <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Keith loves Tesco\u2019s Vodka a bottle every day God knows what his livers like Are his kidneys in decay He says he has no side effects Apart from falling down And being too drunk To drive his car And so … Continue reading