{"id":64336,"date":"2024-08-19T09:31:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-19T09:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=64336"},"modified":"2024-08-19T12:08:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T12:08:31","slug":"pigeon-once-a-pie-not-a-hog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/08\/pigeon-once-a-pie-not-a-hog\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigeon once a pie not a hog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it<br \/>\nYou are doing<br \/>\nJust bloody well cooing<br \/>\nSuch a loud racket at night<br \/>\nI need my shut eye<br \/>\nAnd you want to warble<br \/>\nAnd apparently stay out of sight<br \/>\nWell i know your game<br \/>\nYour excuses are lame<br \/>\nIts resting i need on this day<br \/>\nAs for your cooing<br \/>\nAnd the reason for doing<br \/>\nIts obvious<br \/>\nOnly you pay<br \/>\nI got out my catapult<br \/>\nSwung into action<br \/>\nMissed<br \/>\nAs the stone flew away<br \/>\nSo it shat om my car<br \/>\nSort of raising the bar<br \/>\nA lousy end to a good day<\/p>\n<p>Written waiting for my best friend<br \/>\nTo return and  watching a pigeon on windmill Hill in Glastonbury<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it You are doing Just bloody well cooing Such a loud racket at night I need my shut eye And you want to warble And apparently stay out of sight Well i know your game Your excuses are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/08\/pigeon-once-a-pie-not-a-hog\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685,172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story","category-glastonbury-where-mystery-and-realiity-meeton-the-crossroads-of-benevolence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64336"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64351,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64336\/revisions\/64351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}