{"id":63918,"date":"2024-07-01T17:34:41","date_gmt":"2024-07-01T17:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=63918"},"modified":"2024-07-01T17:35:53","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T17:35:53","slug":"a-likely-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/07\/a-likely-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A likely story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a scammer from Pakistan<br \/>\nPretended to be the man<br \/>\nAble to sort out techy stuff<br \/>\nAnd, so he began<br \/>\nI can sort just ever glitch<br \/>\nWith computers  just tell me<br \/>\nWhat faults exist  and I will clear<br \/>\nThem honestly trust me<\/p>\n<p>I haven\u2019t got a computer<br \/>\nOr a laptop<br \/>\nOr a phone<br \/>\nI sit here in my cabin<br \/>\nYes sir all alone<\/p>\n<p>Pakistan is a long long way<br \/>\nFar away from me<br \/>\nIn the middle of a forest<br \/>\nNo internet you see<\/p>\n<p>A story from Portland  or so I hear<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a scammer from Pakistan Pretended to be the man Able to sort out techy stuff And, so he began I can sort just ever glitch With computers just tell me What faults exist and I will clear Them honestly trust &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/07\/a-likely-story\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[685],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-likely-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63918"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63922,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63918\/revisions\/63922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}