{"id":63413,"date":"2024-05-13T20:33:09","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T20:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=63413"},"modified":"2024-05-13T20:33:25","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T20:33:25","slug":"shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/05\/shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit in our water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So much shit about these days<br \/>\nRivers seas and streams<br \/>\nWater companies dumping crap<br \/>\nFucking up our dreams<br \/>\nEnglands greenest aura<br \/>\nThe chalk streams<br \/>\nFresh with trout<br \/>\nSwimming if their lucky<br \/>\nBefore they just drop out<\/p>\n<p>Water cress for dinner<br \/>\nRiver fish for tea<br \/>\nFull of bloody sewerage<br \/>\nTry and pot of tea<br \/>\nPubs be side the old canal<br \/>\nTake a swim or two<br \/>\nDive into the murky water<br \/>\nWhat it\u2019ll do for uou<\/p>\n<p>Is fill your guts with god knows what<br \/>\nSewerage on the rocks<br \/>\nThe environmental agency<br \/>\nFiltered through your socks.<br \/>\nAll the fish are upside down the ducks are dying too<br \/>\nThe water rates are really high<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So much shit about these days Rivers seas and streams Water companies dumping crap Fucking up our dreams Englands greenest aura The chalk streams Fresh with trout Swimming if their lucky Before they just drop out Water cress for dinner &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/05\/shit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[492,344,173,320],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-not-my-king-story","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-water-and-chemicalisation-of-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63416,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63413\/revisions\/63416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}