The fancy shops
\nAppealing to the snobs
\nof Regents street
\nKnightsbridge
\nand the arses
\nThat just don\u2019t feel complete
\nWithout some exotic handbag
\nFrom Hermes let us say
\nMade of ostrich
\nMade of lizard
\nCrocodile
\nThey pay <\/p>\n
So much for dead animals
\nMost are fucked up snobs
\nA Birkin bag a tote bag
\nThey listen to the jobs
\nOf shops
\nthe scarcity principle
\nNeutrals and some pale
\nRose gold and palladium
\nThey are on the trail<\/p>\n
All Costing a small fortune
\nAnd a probably a jag
\nIn the garage or an Aston Martin
\nAnd soon the Hermes bag<\/p>\n
These folks are irresponsible and
\nSo many wild animals get
\nBeaten up and of course defiled
\nTheir unique character
\nIs not seeing the blood spilled
\nInto heritage leather
\nEntirely vegetable tanned
\nCan you hear the ringing tills
\nNine to 30 grand<\/p>\n
Just
\nTo put their bits and pieces in
\nTo carry in their hand
\nFemale cows are butchered
\nOstrich gone for good
\nCrocodiles could swim for miles
\nBut now they never could
\nShot and stripped of all their skin
\nPolished night and day
\nBled dry of their toxins
\nSo hopeful you will pay<\/p>\n
All hand made and lovely
\nActually unique
\nCharacterful pure heritage
\nIt\u2019s what ladies seek
\nColour size material
\nDate stamp and condition
\nEven vegan leathers coming soon
\nA break with tradition<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The fancy shops Appealing to the snobs of Regents street Knightsbridge and the arses That just don\u2019t feel complete Without some exotic handbag From Hermes let us say Made of ostrich Made of lizard Crocodile They pay So much for … Continue reading