{"id":62329,"date":"2024-01-28T14:16:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-28T14:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=62329"},"modified":"2024-01-28T14:23:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T14:23:46","slug":"on-cooking-a-live-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/01\/on-cooking-a-live-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"On cooking a live octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cretinous creeps<br \/>\nUgly indeed<br \/>\nThey have no souls<br \/>\nIt\u2019s doubtful they bleed<br \/>\n Consciousness  little<br \/>\nHardness of heart<br \/>\nImpassive  just evil<br \/>\n Nothing to impart<\/p>\n<p>Turn up the heat<br \/>\nCondiments spray<br \/>\nThis is a human<br \/>\nYou might hear him say<br \/>\nA scourge on humanity<br \/>\nEvil as sin<br \/>\nIf I had my way<br \/>\nHe\u2019d be locked in some tin<\/p>\n<p>A chef<br \/>\nFull on ego<br \/>\nOn the hot plate we see<br \/>\nA life form<br \/>\nIt\u2019s screams<br \/>\nDiabolically<br \/>\nCan the chef hear her<br \/>\nNo bloody chance<br \/>\nThese  idiot  humans<br \/>\nNot a second glance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cretinous creeps Ugly indeed They have no souls It\u2019s doubtful they bleed Consciousness little Hardness of heart Impassive just evil Nothing to impart Turn up the heat Condiments spray This is a human You might hear him say A scourge &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2024\/01\/on-cooking-a-live-octopus\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,323],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-octopus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62329"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62331,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62329\/revisions\/62331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}