{"id":61925,"date":"2023-12-20T05:50:57","date_gmt":"2023-12-20T05:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61925"},"modified":"2023-12-20T05:50:57","modified_gmt":"2023-12-20T05:50:57","slug":"a-chicken-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/12\/a-chicken-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A chicken for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine the torture<br \/>\nImagine the pain<br \/>\nImagine the scourge<br \/>\nAnd never again<br \/>\nRun of the green grass<br \/>\nAnd, forage  free<br \/>\nTrapped in a cage<br \/>\nIn a vile battery<br \/>\nHearing the clatter<br \/>\nHearing the screams<br \/>\nEggs being stolen<br \/>\nThe end of our dreams<br \/>\nThe stench of ammonia<br \/>\nThe stink of the poo<br \/>\nOur feet torn a\u2019sunder<br \/>\nFor some one like you<br \/>\nWho needs a fine feather<br \/>\nWho wants a fried wing<br \/>\nWho wants a wish bone<br \/>\nA selfish thing<br \/>\nWanting to waste us<br \/>\nWanting to see<br \/>\nOur neck twisted sideways<br \/>\nYes violently<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine the torture Imagine the pain Imagine the scourge And never again Run of the green grass And, forage free Trapped in a cage In a vile battery Hearing the clatter Hearing the screams Eggs being stolen The end of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/12\/a-chicken-for-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[492,344,173,120,130,569,442],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-not-my-king-story","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-chickens","category-chickens-ducks","category-eggs","category-glyphosate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61926,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61925\/revisions\/61926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}