{"id":61808,"date":"2023-12-13T03:36:56","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T03:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61808"},"modified":"2023-12-13T03:36:56","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T03:36:56","slug":"the-turkeys-lament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/12\/the-turkeys-lament\/","title":{"rendered":"The turkey\u2019s Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Huddled together<br \/>\nFeeling the Season<br \/>\nFrosty and damp<br \/>\nSuffering cramp<br \/>\nFeathers soaked badly<br \/>\nLife truly sadly<br \/>\nSmelling like  a shit storm<br \/>\nSuffering so<br \/>\nSoon will be murdered<br \/>\nNot allowed to grow<br \/>\nOn passed the 25th<br \/>\nThat\u2019s when you lot<br \/>\nHang draw and quarter us<br \/>\nInto,  an oven hot<br \/>\nCrap stuffed up our bottoms<br \/>\nCovered in fat<br \/>\nBones broken a token<br \/>\nWhere we were at<br \/>\nThat negativity<br \/>\nThat loss of life<br \/>\nAll of that savagery<br \/>\nAll of that strife<br \/>\nForced back to you<br \/>\nInside your gut<br \/>\nThe sadness and grief<br \/>\nIn the open and shut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huddled together Feeling the Season Frosty and damp Suffering cramp Feathers soaked badly Life truly sadly Smelling like a shit storm Suffering so Soon will be murdered Not allowed to grow On passed the 25th That\u2019s when you lot Hang &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/12\/the-turkeys-lament\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[492,344,173,216,340,482,577,322,377,28,29,573,552,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-not-my-king-story","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-animal-sacrifice","category-captivity","category-carbon-emissions","category-christmas-fayre","category-corporate-manslaughter","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-food","category-food-processing","category-genocide","category-turkey","category-turkeys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61809,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61808\/revisions\/61809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}